You might hate Christmas, but now you can revel in sheer devilment and wear your very own Heavy Metal Christmas Jumper. Say it loud & proud with this selection of some of the best Xmas Sweaters on offer this December. Let Rock n’ Metal Collectables show you some must-haves to shock relatives or even delight old Uncle Bob.
1.Merry Go F**K Yourself.
Want your old Auntie Mable to choke on her sprouts at the family gathering? Then make your mean-spirited point across the dinner table whilst silently chomping on the festive turkey.
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2. Black Sabbath.
Glad tidings! Christmas day is on a Monday this year, but it is really worthy of a Black Sabbath. But hey, forget about Christmas, this one’s so cool I’d wear it any day!
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If Dime were here he would definitely approve of this and raise a Black tooth grin or indeed several this season. Have a toast to the late axemen this Xmas holiday with this awesome Pantera sweater.
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If you’re looking for a ‘Mistress this Christmas’ then you’re pulling power is has just gone up to 11 with this worthy and respectable Rock chic magnet.
Depending on your beliefs or if you think that God really hates us all, this slayer logo emblazoned jumper is definitely for you this Crimbo.
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6. Heavy Metal Xmas.
Want to say it all so succinctly, yes? Well, If you want to celebrate a heavy metal Xmas this year, you can sum it all up in just 3 words. I couldn’t have said it better myself.
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7. Guns N Roses.
Just about every Christmas Party D.J. is going to play Sweet Child O’ Mine. Now stop drinking cheap Nightrain wine and go stagger cheek to cheek on the dance floor with your loved one.
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What better to be ‘Caught in a mosh’ out in the rock clubs whilst headbanging, chicken walking, or whatever it is you do in this splendid ‘Thrax sweater.
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On a sober note with the sad loss of Phil ‘Philthy Animal’ Taylor, and the anniversary of Lemmy’s passing, you can celebrate the Motorhead duo playing on some of the greatest tracks of their earlier career. Hail Phil & raise a glass Lemmy with this one!
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These men have made classic party songs like Christmas had never ended. let’s keep the rock n roll spirit forever. So from me to you, have a very merry Kissmas this year!
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